Ussain Bolt Burrito

a burrito (typically from Taco Bell or Chipotle) that upon entering your mouth makes a world record run for your anus.

"Man, that burrito ran right through me."

"Ussain Bolt Burrito?"

"For sure"

by ThePxWriter April 30, 2010

New Orleans Burrito

Puking inside a girls vagina then eat her out after.

Hey Ishmael I just gave my girlfriend a New Orleans Burrito!

by Denny Mitchell May 7, 2019

california burrito

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by daasnescreek April 4, 2006

school burrito

a verbal jinx, used in order to foul up another person, usually in a sporting event.

BILL: *just about to sink the 8-ball*
YOU: "school burrito!"
BILL: *misses shot* damnit!!

by b.issues January 15, 2008

Old Bean Burrito

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out

Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.

by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010

Jailhouse Burrito

Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.

It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritos

by boss tweed August 13, 2015

Justin Burrito

A very popular menu item at Rico's Taco Shop. It is a burrito that contains beans, cheese, rice, lettuce, french fries, guacamole, all double wrapped (two tortillas).

Created by Justin Kurn, a local who kept on ordering "his own" burrito everytime he went to Rico's. With tax, the burrito actually costs $4.20.

Very tasty. Next time you're up in Encinitas, give one a shot.

Cashier: Hi, welcome to Rico's.
Customer: Can I get a Justin Burrito?
Cashier: Sure, $4.20 please.

by I love Rico's July 12, 2006