by Georgi Trifonov March 9, 2005
Get the Bulgaria mug.A person who serves no purpose to your life but to annoy you and waste your time extensively and steal your precious living breath. A worthless cretin. Ussually its someone who used to be cool, but now has no other friends, and you just don't have the heart to tell them you don't want to chill.
Your friend Meg is the biggest time burglar I have ever seen. She just wants to hang out all night, and she's not hot, and does not have a redeeming enough personality to be worth associating with.
by Alec December 24, 2004
Get the Time Burglar mug.Cuban slang for a heterosxual male who, although not identifying as homosexual, tops other men or recieves oral pleasure from them, while still engaging in typical heterosexual activies with women.
by Que Mal August 2, 2007
Get the Bugarrón mug.by Todor Hristov January 26, 2004
Get the bulgaria mug.Often found to be carpenters, due to a fondness for wood, a backdoor burglar will glady insert his dowel rod in the one place nature never intended - your bucket of an arse. Like any good burglar, if he spots an opportunity he'll be quick to knock in your brown door and paint it white on the way out.
It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.
However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.
It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.
However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."
Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.
Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.
Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."
Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"
Example 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.
Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.
by Borkopenny May 13, 2009
Get the Backdoor Burglar mug.Bullarkey is a mixture of the two terms "bull sh*t" and "malarkey". Usually used when in disbelief or in argument.
Student 1: Hey, did you hear? The substitute just assigned a two page essay on Capital Punishment.
Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!
Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!
Student 2: What!? Class ended 15 minutes ago!
Student 1: I know, it's a bunch of bullarkey!
by JustReidIt December 7, 2013
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