Bumfuck Egypt

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.

For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.

by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

bumfucker

an individual who partakes in the activity of the fucking of bums.

Ohh, straight in the ass, I can't believe it fitted!!! ow!

by C boy April 11, 2003

BunFuck

The act of inserting your penis or just the tip into a tightly rolled bun of hair. With or without lube.

Did you see that chick at the store? Boy i would like to bunfuck her.

by Rodyounganderdraytka February 17, 2009

buffucker

A person who masturbates while waiting for an online video to load.

Dude, he has pringle chips in his beard and all he's wearing is a robe that doesn't fit. He's definitely a buffucker.

by Charlie Brown's Cousin January 2, 2010

bfuckingoring

1. A person, place or thing that is so unexciting that you would rather be at a worm buffet.

Wrinkly old woman: "Honey, how about you give me a hot oil body massage?"

Husband:"Bfuckingoring!"

by captain stub January 29, 2010

Butuckus

A funny way to say buttox.

My face is a pretty as a rat's butuckus.

by Cheese Tea October 5, 2009