double brownbagger

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.

Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.

by D-Glove February 24, 2004

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brownbacking

Pulling an erect penis out of the anus and wiping it on ones partners butt with feces still on penis.

Brownbacking is a great way to end a sexual encounter.

by TheTopBoss February 11, 2015

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brownball

To walk into a bathroom and intentionally hang around to keep a shy person from shitting.

I can't go if someone else will hear it, I get totally brownballed.

by iFester May 31, 2005

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Sam Brownback

Noun. The act where a man ejacualtes a tanned-colored fluid onto another man's woolly back after the penetration of an unsanitary anus.

I watched as he got dressed only to notice the stain on the back of his white t-shirt and remembered that I had just made a Sam Brownback with him.

by ToadsMcGoads February 11, 2015

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Brownbeaten

When Mike Brown relentlessly crushes your free will and convinces you to do something you otherwise would not have done.

"I didn't want to take the titty pills but I was brownbeaten into submission. Again!"

"Was gonna stay in tonight but I got summarily brownbeaten into a massive mish across West London."

by Pickled Onion Flavour June 7, 2019

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