Boffin

in the deep dark depths of bourtreehill Scotland there is a place so foul and stingy that any natural wildlife has vacated the premises the river is a colour unknown to man and the acidity is higher than the Chernobyl water deposit. the flats are so manky and rotten that no one even lives in them any more the junkies now inhabit the higher levels and use it for dodgy deals and overdoses. for consumables we have the local corner shop which has a till made from cardboard we also have the boffin bar where u can get shot/chibbed for 5p be sure to head round the back of the pub for some free STIs and diseases. overall a lovely place.

where did u get chibbed ? oh boffin not suprised.

by bradley allison September 20, 2020

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Boffing off

The ability to talk utter shite about absolutely nothing whilst under the influence of intoxicating substances.

Bob: Did you hear the girls last night? Eric: Yeah, they were boffin' off for hours! * cant believe how long we were boffing off for last night!

by kellynlaura February 18, 2008

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boffinized

Being brought back to life. Australian boffins were the first to successfully develop this technology with the creation of zombie dog.

"Did you hear about teh Hulk? He died (RIP, DSWHTH) but was later boffinized so he could star in his own reality show!"

by nirad September 8, 2005

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Brofinition

To define a word in terms of bro speak from a complex or relatively complicated concept into frat speak.

So as a bro moves like close to the speed of light, he would so totally not even care cuz he'd be totally downing a Naty Ice of slowed down time to the other bros in the house. That's the brofinition of Relativity.

by Lateraltwo March 5, 2011

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