Brocery Store

An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.

Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."

by ontoptheworld May 29, 2009

Brocal

A nor-cal bro. Loves to "chill" with his friends, play Hella BP, drive around with Hella bass in their Hella tricked out, lifted trucks with nor-cal stickers on the back. Usually have a buzz cut, fake diamond earrings, often found with flat brimmed hats on and lanyards around their necks. A not-so-rare breed of afluent caucasian Americans concentrated in the northern half of California, specifically in the Bay Area.

1) Hey brocal, what's up?

Not much, just tryna go play hella BP this weekend, prolly gonna blaze too. You down?

Nah man, I would, but I'm workin on my lifted truck all weekend installing new rims.

2) You wanna come over after school and practice drawing nor-cal stars with me?

Is there gonna be bp?

Yes.

Then I'm down.

Concerned Citizen: You guys are hella brocal.

by hella concerned citizen June 7, 2009

Broccoli Steam Pouch

The act of placing hot, sweaty, hairy, testicles on the forehead of an unwilling participant.

I was playing dodgeball all day outside in the hot sun and then I gave my girlfriend a Broccoli Steam Pouch.

by Dirk L January 9, 2009

Broccoli Boi

Green haired main character of BNHA that always ends up with broken bones and gets bullied by Boom boom boi.

"Oh no Broccoli Boi broke all of his bones again-"

by Gay_anime.rat March 11, 2021

brocco

‘bud’, ‘shoot’, ‘sprout’, also ‘nail’, ‘stud’, ‘boss’

As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally brocco. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And, I know that people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but... I guess normalcy isn't really our style.

by voodoomonk November 24, 2015

Broast

1.) To prepare food using a cooking process that combines broiling and roasting.
2.) When you roast someone so hard you go past the normal burn realm.

1.) I broasted a chicken for dinner.
2.) I totally broasted Jack when I told him "your family tree is a cactus, because everyone in it is a prick."

by BurnMaster500 May 20, 2016

Arm Broccoli

The opposite of arm candy: when someone isn't physically attractive, but you like them emotionally and intellectually.
Fun fact: The word "broccoli" is derived from the Latin word "brachium", which means "arm." So this term is also like saying "arm arm."

"His girlfriend is arm broccoli. She may not be a model, but she IS a biomedical engineer."

by Juliet45 July 15, 2015