bitchitis

An uncurrable disease contacted at birth by all females and a few unlucky males. Individuals with this disorder show symptoms simular to those portrayed by bitches.

Scarlet: "Complain, complain, complain, ect...."
Me: "Why are you bitching so much?"
Scarley: "Im so sorry, i'm havin a bad bitchitis episode."

by Brysonator December 22, 2013

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours or you will keep it permanently.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 3, 2016

Bitchitis

The disease women often get, especially after marriage and/or having your children, that causes their sex drive to drop to just about zero, constantly nag about every little thing, bring up stuff from when you were dating her for the purpose of making you feel guilty, and keep you from seeing your male friends while she sees her female friends. In the terminal stage, the afflicted woman will threaten to take you for everything you have in divorce.

Bill's wife has a terminal case of Bitchitis. She is filing for divorce and going to put him out on the streets.

by Maverick69420 March 13, 2015

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023