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brocesauerus

When you suck the dab pen out of yo homies ass
"Aye man I gave my homie a good ass brocesauerus last night"
by Ziggbudd December 3, 2021
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Brofessor

Brofessor (noun)
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
“Socrates asked questions. The Brofessor asks reps.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
by PRS-BROFESSOR April 7, 2025
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Brofessor

A smart, gymbro with depth and an invisible masters in philosophy
It's important to have a brofessor in one's life who helps you live fully and not just survive the world.
by PRS-BROFESSOR May 6, 2025
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Brofessionals

2 pros at being bros.
Look at these two racers, they are clearly brofessionals.
by Money Yif December 30, 2025
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