bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

by dastardlydal May 24, 2010

Bratisfaction

The pleasure/satisfaction one gets from disciplining a bratty child.

I got total bratisfaction when I scolded my naughty, bratty daughter when she misbehaved.

by anniebanani July 28, 2009

brayion

A amazing boy with a heart of gold. Makes people smile and i love him. ~hld

brayion is sweet

by asdfghjkjhgfdsaasdfghjkjhgfdsa November 24, 2017

Braticuss

Extra loveable brat.

I love you braticuss.

by Redneck Grandpa December 13, 2020

Bratriot

Portmanteau of “brat” and “patriot.” Someone who protests any regulation, no matter how sensible, necessary or mildly inconvenient in the name of “freedom.” When asked to wear a face mask during a pandemic or not bring a guns into the House of Representatives , a Bratriot sees herself as a martyr on par with the soldiers at Valley Forge. Walter from the Big Lebowski, any opinion commentator on Fox News or freshman congressmen who join the Freedom Caucus are classic examples.

“ My Daddy didn’t storm the beaches at Normandy to live in a country where are you have to press one for English!”
“You’re such a bratriot. Unfriend me now.”

by PFrailty January 21, 2021

Bratitude

When someone's attitude is selfish or spoiled like a little brat.

You have the Bratitude of a three year old that needs a nap!

by anonymous June 8, 2022