City in Southern Ontario, known for it's high ratio of Crime to Population. This is largely due to a lack of employment, restless youth, crack addiction, and a lazy police force.
It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)
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by mrladiesman54 November 20, 2003
Get the brant mug.Originally named for the dope rocks that lie off the coast of Marshfield, MA. Later people used the branty rocks to try and compare super awesome stuff to it. For example, "This steak and cheese is awesome, kinda like the rocks off the coast of Marshfield".
Now it can be simply used as a synonym for super happy awesome fun things.
Now it can be simply used as a synonym for super happy awesome fun things.
"Dude, thanks for being so branty and letting me slide on that $50 I owe you."
"Calm down, you're being very unbranty right now"
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Get the Branty mug.1. <noun> A usually woolen, winter-hat, or hat-like object, used to force completely over a person's head & face, often when they are unsuspecting for the purposes of annoyance, & embarrassment..
2. <verb> The act of leaping into the air, & planting a usually woolen winter-hat over a person's head & face with great force when reaching the ground, all the while screaming "BRANT!"
Note: In order for a true 'Brant' to be accomplished, one must bring about the following:
1. The Brant-hat MUST be pulled down over the victim's face past their nose in order to be deemed a true Brant.
2. The Branter must scream "BRANT!" while forcing the Brant-hat over the victim's face.
2. <verb> The act of leaping into the air, & planting a usually woolen winter-hat over a person's head & face with great force when reaching the ground, all the while screaming "BRANT!"
Note: In order for a true 'Brant' to be accomplished, one must bring about the following:
1. The Brant-hat MUST be pulled down over the victim's face past their nose in order to be deemed a true Brant.
2. The Branter must scream "BRANT!" while forcing the Brant-hat over the victim's face.
That rotten, yellow bastard Branted me at the premiere of the new Star Wars film, in front of 300 people!
by TheCreep1 November 24, 2010
Get the Brant mug.Supposedly the 'new' Barbie, these dolls, with their plastered-on make-up, their sly expressions and their scanty clothing seem to represent a rather unpleasant trend. We are, after all, living in a society which is determined to take innocence away from youngsters. Children are encouraged to dress like miniature hookers from earlier ages than ever, and toys like Bratz dolls are doing nothing to stop the creation of a generation of girls who think sex is the only thing that matters in any relationship.
There are no end of little girls dressed like Bratz dolls. And have you ever wondered what goes on in the minds of people who design tarty underwear for nine-year-old girls?
by Stormsworder February 21, 2007
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