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Brantz is the guy who everyone wants to hang out with and be friends with, he is really strong and can bench like 500 pounds. He is an amazing kisser and is great in bed, he is also the guy with the biggest penis(like 11 inches). Brantz gets all the smoking hot babes. Brantz is also really rich and always has at least 3 cars that are worth more the 200,000 dollars and has an 8,000,000 mansion and a private island with a seaside house that is 2,000,000. He has an 82 foot super yacht and jetskis. Brantz is basically like the coolest guy you will ever meet.
OMG have you met Brantz? You need to because he is so freakin cool. He is so hot and I heard he has a huge pens. He's also like HELLA rich.
brantz by Hooda goods February 28, 2016
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Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".
You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.
Brantz's Dick by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021
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To pull some HR shenanigans to remove someone from their job.
Hey man are you still working at the University? Naw dog, I got bantzed.
bantzed by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018
When someone outshines another
Why'd you just Brantzen me yo?
Brantzen by Jarreck January 7, 2010

Coda Bantz 

An absolute legend who posts banger content on YouTube.
Guy 1:Yo Bro wanna watch some coda bantz and chill
Guy2:Yes Ofc Bro he’s the best yter
To suffer needlessly under the rule of an incompetent boss.
Hey bro, I heard you got blamed for the bosses mistake again. Yeah man, I got bantzed.
bantzed by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

Brahtzee 

When you successfully remove a bra in one attempt.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.
*man removes bra in one try* "BRAHTZEE!"

"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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