brantz

Brantz is the guy who everyone wants to hang out with and be friends with, he is really strong and can bench like 500 pounds. He is an amazing kisser and is great in bed, he is also the guy with the biggest penis(like 11 inches). Brantz gets all the smoking hot babes. Brantz is also really rich and always has at least 3 cars that are worth more the 200,000 dollars and has an 8,000,000 mansion and a private island with a seaside house that is 2,000,000. He has an 82 foot super yacht and jetskis. Brantz is basically like the coolest guy you will ever meet.

OMG have you met Brantz? You need to because he is so freakin cool. He is so hot and I heard he has a huge pens. He's also like HELLA rich.

by Hooda goods February 28, 2016

Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021

bantzed

To pull some HR shenanigans to remove someone from their job.

Hey man are you still working at the University? Naw dog, I got bantzed.

by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018

Brantzen

When someone outshines another

Why'd you just Brantzen me yo?

by Jarreck January 7, 2010

Coda Bantz

An absolute legend who posts banger content on YouTube.

Guy 1:Yo Bro wanna watch some coda bantz and chill
Guy2:Yes Ofc Bro he’s the best yter

by That_paki_Hater May 3, 2021

bantzed

To suffer needlessly under the rule of an incompetent boss.

Hey bro, I heard you got blamed for the bosses mistake again. Yeah man, I got bantzed.

by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

Brahtzee

When you successfully remove a bra in one attempt.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.

*man removes bra in one try* "BRAHTZEE!"

"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*

by Mark Wahlberg is Wearing a Hat July 13, 2010