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Brantz is the guy who everyone wants to hang out with and be friends with, he is really strong and can bench like 500 pounds. He is an amazing kisser and is great in bed, he is also the guy with the biggest penis(like 11 inches). Brantz gets all the smoking hot babes. Brantz is also really rich and always has at least 3 cars that are worth more the 200,000 dollars and has an 8,000,000 mansion and a private island with a seaside house that is 2,000,000. He has an 82 foot super yacht and jetskis. Brantz is basically like the coolest guy you will ever meet.

OMG have you met Brantz? You need to because he is so freakin cool. He is so hot and I heard he has a huge pens. He's also like HELLA rich.

brantz by Hooda goods February 28, 2016

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Brantz's Dick

Brantz's Cock: Usually around 11 inches, but sometimes is found in the 2 foot region. When someone sees him they say: "ITS THE 2 FOOTER!", Or more commonly: "Rail me".

You: It's a Brantz's Dick
Me: I can see the bulge. He could rail me any day. He's thicky nicky and has the best moan.

Brantz's Dick by NotBen11113 April 7, 2021

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bantzed

To pull some HR shenanigans to remove someone from their job.

Hey man are you still working at the University? Naw dog, I got bantzed.

bantzed by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018

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Brantzen

When someone outshines another

Why'd you just Brantzen me yo?

Brantzen by Jarreck January 7, 2010

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Coda Bantz

An absolute legend who posts banger content on YouTube.

Guy 1:Yo Bro wanna watch some coda bantz and chill
Guy2:Yes Ofc Bro he’s the best yter

Coda Bantz by That_paki_Hater May 3, 2021

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bantzed

To suffer needlessly under the rule of an incompetent boss.

Hey bro, I heard you got blamed for the bosses mistake again. Yeah man, I got bantzed.

bantzed by Been Bantzed September 26, 2019

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Brahtzee

When you successfully remove a bra in one attempt.
Derived from the word "Yahtzee", the word yelled when you win at Yahtzee.
Men commonly struggle with the removal of brassieres, so when the brassiere is removed in one swift motion, you may shout a well-deserved, "BRAHTZEE!"
Useful for frat guys bragging about getting laid, commonly followed by a high-five.

*man removes bra in one try* "BRAHTZEE!"

"Last night I banged that chick, Sandi Dougan, and I got a total brahtzee!" *high five*

Brahtzee by Mark Wahlberg is Wearing a Hat July 13, 2010

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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