bandwidth hog

Dumbass brother john who downloads hella crap screwing up my halo 3 skills.

Want to play halo? No my bitch ass brother is being a bandwidth hog

by glass of burrito July 26, 2009

badwidth

A propensity for evil combined with effort/ability. Like bandwidth, but for ill will and bad actions.

Zynga has such an excess of badwidth that they are leasing out un-used badwidth to the CIA, RIAA, and Pedobear"

by BiggerBen February 27, 2011

bandwidth

ability (or lack of ability) to complete work given the available resources (people, time, money, etc.)

Since we can't afford to replace the guy who just quit, our department doesn't have enough bandwidth to take on new projects right now.

Joe's so overworked, he doesn't even have the bandwidth to train his new assistant.

by amphora October 25, 2006

bandwidth monster

The demonic entity that lives somewhere in Yankes' room; it is the source of the Bandwidth that has enveloped the pod. Is most likely controlling and evil, so Yankes must obey it.

Emerson: The smell is so bad again.
Shady: I know MuhBuhDunDunDUH!
E: The Bandwidth Monster needs to be pleased.

by Lower South May 12, 2008

bandwith

Something the internet had before it became a distributor of porn

Nigga stole my bandwith!

by Border Patrol Man April 17, 2005

Bandwidth Nigga

For that little (shitty) Korean male spastic that steals your internet in another country

Or just used peacefully to describe an Asian male

"Yo this bandwidth nigga just stole my internet during a Dota 2 match"

by YeetusFeetusBeatus September 12, 2018

Brainwidth

Brainwidth has acquired a recent definition in corporate business practice. The term is used to connote capacity, manpower, energy or time (or any combination of these) in relation to the ability to perform a task.
1. The numerical difference between the upper and lower frequencies of a brain, especially an assigned brain waves.
2. The amount of data that can be passed along a communications channel in a given period of time.

"She drank too much last night and her brainwidth is on analog dial-up speed."

by mecicon February 23, 2008