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Braeden

A person who is both mad and balding
"that guy is totally Braeden"
"yeah his hairline is running for the trenches and he's always angry"
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Braeden ain’t nobody’s bitch
by squishmallow96 July 24, 2021
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Braeden is a very special asian boy who is known to be the biggest pepega
Hey look, it's Braeden
by freeloader69 November 21, 2021
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The type of guy to frequently touch his hair. For some reason, a Braeden always has a reason to not do something but ends up doing it anyway. He has a complicated past with romance and hates hearing about it. He has an average cock, but could easily please you in bed. If you ever encounter a Braeden, just know he's a respectful young man who has a passion for his music. He's cute, loveable, and will totally simp for you. Also he has a foot fetish.
Person "Hey are you Braeden?"
Braeden " Yes!"
Person "I could tell from your average cock"
by Nosers December 25, 2021
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Braeden is a funny, kind, sweet, and loving person. He may be a bit socially awkward and dumb, but when you become close friends with him, you learn that he is socially awkward and an overall utter dumbass… In a good way of course. (Not really) Anyways, he is a great person and the best boyfriend a girl could ever have.
Why is Braeden so stupid and hot at the same time?

Braeden is the best person ever.
by mattress._ May 20, 2022
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Braeden is the love of Alyssa's life and after joining his livestream(keep it a secret) they became a Bonnie and Clyde love match. Their love story is also very successful and they will get rid of the annoying devil(satan) Cheyenne Bitches who tried to destroy their relationship forever

Braeden will soon return to the living God and the Gods will favor him and he will rise up as Alexander the Great and destroy every woman his way

His name and legacy will soon make history once he renews his malicious flirty ways. To be honest, you will never ever get to pull a Braeden after meeting him because another woman made the finest impression on him and now he has her wanting to get a Mazda so she can pray at the nearest Adoration Chapel

Cheyenne is NOT Braeden's girlfriend at all. Cheyenne is an annoying white, fat girl from Spokane Washington who violated Alyssa's privacy

Once God raises their situations, Cheyenne will be killed off in the end

Well Good, she always annoyed Alyssa. Even when she got rid of her and asked other people to stop talking to her boyfriend

Braeden would normally choose Alyssa over everyone. And even if he did talk to women, he lied to them and deceived them
Its very annoying if your boyfriend is a Braeden because no matter how much you pray, other women will take advantage. Once he gets into a relationship of great romance, privilege, and benefit, your going to love what he brings to the table.

He also gives you on the spot goals such as signing up for EBT Cash so you can use it when your together
by Happy Christian October 22, 2022
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the best mother fucker in the lands. he is so super duper hot. his hair is smooth and creamy. sex with da bois is so much funner when he is involved. looking at him makes me have fifteen orgasms in a row. i love braeden. you can also call him bread.
Braeden, I love you.
by iamsuperhot November 6, 2022
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