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bakewell tart

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009
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bramwell

to be extremely depressed and a person who is on anti-depressants.
look at that bramwell cunt...
by Tyroness September 18, 2008
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Bakewell Tart

After an intense blowjob and proceeding to jizz on her face, with a swift jab you pop there nose. leaving the spunk as the cream and blood as the cherry.
"last night karen was pissing me off, so i proceeded to give her a bakewell tart."
by Cpt Dirty bollocks October 4, 2016
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Joe bakewell

A joe bakewell is the best person you will ever meet
by The best anonymous person January 20, 2021
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branwell

After Branwell Bronte.
Yorkshire slang for an intellecual, drug addled, boozed-up waster, (of which there are many here) or one with pretentions of being such - after the infamous opium guzzling brother of the Bronte sisters, who allegedy wrote the novel 'Wuthering Heights but was too wrecked to notice that his sister published it under her name!
(Two old mates meet in a chance encounter at the bar)
Jim-bob: Yo, Marmaduke. How ya doing?
Marmaduke: Hey, I'm fine mate. How's your Ralph?
Jim-bob: Ah, he's always mashed and on the lash these days.
Marmaduke: Yeah, I heard he's turned into a bit of a Branwell.
by chris firth January 25, 2007
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BraveWall

A freelance group that outsources Chinese engineers to work on a variety of projectrs, including but not limited to web design, web development, art design (icons, logos, cartoons, etc).

BraveWall.com is inspired by Great-Wall
Linda hired BraveWall Freelance to build a website for her new musical band.
by janeleegirl September 4, 2006
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brucewillisisonfire

The best movie ever to come on Newgrounds.

See also Keanureevesisonfire.
Holy shit, did you see BRUCEWILLISISONFIRE?! It's freaking awesome!
by mcTrip May 27, 2004
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