brainge

A cringe memory that you can't get out of your brain. You usually experience brainges at night while you're trying to sleep. Experiencing a brainge causes sleep deprivation because your brain can't shut up about this cringe memory.

Person A: I literally couldn't sleep because of an extreme brainge
Person B: F in the chat
Person C: F
Person D: F
Person E: F
Person F: F

by Kweentoos April 1, 2023

text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.

Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016

Emily Brading

Semi-Amateur-Professional(ish) Footballer renowned for her expertise at shopping at Primark.

Did you see Emily Brading playing football at the youth social thingy wearing a Primark X Greggs teeshirt and sliders?

by KT-Urban October 2, 2022

bracing for the impact

when your at school and your about to pass out from all the terrible homework and right before your teacher hands it out the bell rings and you RUNNNNN outta there (go search crooky cookies and bronky water and like them ;) )

im bracing for the impact Oh ThE bElL iS AbOuT To RiNG ***** RRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNG******** YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETtttttttttt

by xxmeowmeow January 30, 2019

Braying Donkey

Worthless, fugly, low class, very stupid human being who hasn't uttered a single intelligent word in their entire miserable life

Yo that skanky trailer trash bitch ICE is a braying donkey.

by CAPPSUX November 20, 2006

Braying

Donkeys and Horses do this a lot and people do also, there is something called donkey dicking and donkey dicking is where you grab someones dick or your own and yank and bray like a donkey!

I just donkey dicked my boyfriend and i started braying so hard, he loved it! (.)(.) <-----*squeeze*

by Niggachu killer June 29, 2019

Braingasm

When your brain finally figures out something that was on the tip of your tongue (i.e. an eighties song or the name of a movie, etc.) and you end up yelling it at a random moment after the fact that is at a point of time that has nothing to do with the thing that you remembered !!

("OH My GOD !!!, Just had a Braingasm!!!!!!")

by Alphastarr October 3, 2013