dookie booties

The nondescript pair of sneakers one keeps at work to wear when one goes to take a dump, so that one cannot be identified by coworkers who look under the stall door.

Travis's intense social anxiety meant he had to hold his poo in all day rather than being discovered as a pooper by his fellow workers. His problems were solved when he started keeping a pair of dookie booties in the back of a desk drawer.

by naldo reinstein January 29, 2014

"bowtie" position

a grotesque sleeping position in which your boobs and your butt touch the matress at the same time

damn, sleepin in the bowtie position really fucked me up last night.

by O_Xx May 19, 2005

cinncinati bowtie

This is when a woman of larger size touches their chin to their chest. Then the man proceedes to spit into this cavity and immediately starts to fuck beneath her chin until climax.
Hence, leaving her with THE CINNCINATI BOWTIE

Her outfit looks great, but, would look much better with a CINNCINATI BOWTIE.

by balance1 December 11, 2007

Barrington Bowtie

When a guy hovers over a girl and smacks his balls into her neck over and over until it leaves small bruise marks looking like a bowtie.

My neck has been killing me ever since Kyle gave me that Barrington Bowtie last night.

by ABrooke September 2, 2010

Sicilian Bowtie

To slice someone's throat from ear to ear

He didn't seem to appreciate the Sicilian Bowtie that I had given him, as he stood squirting blood from his troat all over the walls.

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 3, 2006

Rhode Island Bowtie

When you reverse titty-fuck a girl as you start to take a shit all over her neck.

Totally gave her the good ol' Rhode Island Bowtie.

by herpderpderpyderp March 20, 2011

Windy city bowtie

A variaton on the cinncinatti bowtie, where the giver flatulates into the victim's face.

When giving a cincinatti bowtie to his girlfriend, he decided to spice it up and threw a windy city bowtie into the mix.

by Count Spankula May 4, 2006