Bowser

A beast known as Super Mario's TRUE nemesis. This turtle-like creature first appeared on the very first Super Mario game for the old-school Nintendo and was first known as the demon king turtle but later was changed to king Bowser. in Japan and to some ignorant folks in the USA call him Koopa.

He is often overlooked of his powers since his diabolical appearence sporting long spikes from his shell, horns on his head, and razor sharp teeth on a body known to be only muscle.

He is such a powerful creature that it does not fit my mind how can Mario woop his @$$!?

Throughout the many games he has been in, he has been known to breath fire in many fashions, levitiate from the ground, become invisible for short periods of time, run extremely fast, and has brute strength to back him up. He has been known to be a wizard for all these things since he is an expert at wand handling and the ablity to control a large mass of individuals to oversee his kingdom. His technical skills are superb since he has created many machines throughout his life trying to kick Mario's sorry @$$. He has survived many of the things Mario has done to him including surviving many pitfalls, lava pools, and explosions while using his machines. He is a master theif and is capable of entering worlds through holograpghic paintings to steel golden stars.

Bowser will never die and the day he dies is the day Mario dies too.

Bowser: I shall tear off your flesh in tiny strips and take out your heart while you are still watching and I shall wear it as a necklace! BWA HA HA HA!
Mario: (Bounces on Bowser's head and pulls switch to drop Bowser on some hot lava)
Bowser: OWWW! AWWW!!! We shall meet again!!
Mario: (Recieves a golden star) YAY!

by leebal May 18, 2006

Bobsey Twins

A set of twins or best friends, where one is blonde and the other brunette. They get along very well and have tons of fun times; in fact, they are known as the best people to hang out with! They have great talks and even write notes to each other during school, often including their multiple inside jokes.

Boy 1 - "Have you seen the Bobsey twins? They're looking foxy, as usual."

Boy 2 - "Yeah, dude, gotta love 'em!"

by eandlaur March 26, 2010

bung your boose

To insert a pretzel stick into someone else's urethra (The hole in the tip of your cock)

Bob "Hey Daniel, can I bung your boose?"

Daniel "No way dude I'm not into that kind of shit!"

by Cheeky Boi August 5, 2016

Horrible Bosses

A 2011 R-rated comedy film starring Jason Batemean, Jason Sudeikis, and Charlie Day. They all hate their bosses with a passion and decide that life would be much easier without them, so they set out to kill their bosses. It also stars Kevin Spacey, Colin Farrell, and Jennifer Aniston (as the "horrible bosses"). It was released on July 8th and has received positive reviews

guy: dude i saw Horrible Bosses and it was so hilarious!
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guy 2: dude i heard that from a lot of people!

by C. Rayban July 12, 2011

Bowser

Someone that looks exactly like their dog.

Look at that bowser over there.

by iloveyouman123 April 19, 2009

Technical Bowserplay

When playing Bowser in Smash Ultimate, if you have a stock advantage against your opponent or you are at a high percentage, use your side special attack on your opponent (to grab them) and suicide off the side of the stage.

Colin: TECHNICAL BOWSERPLAY
*Bowser suicides off stage*
Opponent: Fuck you

by CherryxIU4ever January 14, 2022

bobsessed

Unnatural obsession with cartoon character Bob the Builder, usually displayed by 2-4 year old boys

Oh my god, if he says "Can we Fix it? YES WE CAN!" one more time, I'll kill the bobsessed little brat.

by ThePeteMan June 11, 2006