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Grotty Botty 

To have the shits
Jamie drank so much last night, he's got a grotty botty this morning!
Grotty Botty by Twinklebabe February 28, 2009

Dr. Von Botty 

limp wristed caricature of a man, a winnet-covered walking perfume shop, a mincing gay bar loiterer and an evil perverter of innocent little boys.

Also - Dr. Von Botchelism, Dr. Von Botchenstein etc etc

Many thanks to Danny C
"Ah, we meet at last Dr. Von Botty."

Dr. Von Botty by reverendmedia December 7, 2006

Tangy botty

Characterised by a particularly spicy, fiery sensation within the anal region during defecation. Can also be accompanied by loose faeces with a burnt-orange appearance and an unsavoury smell.
Loz: Oh dear - I really shouldn't have had that second 5-bean burrito at lunch...
Fran: Why? Have you got a tangy botty?
Sofia: Oh. That's what that smell was earlier!
Tangy botty by Minty723487 March 8, 2023

Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.
"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"
Flitter Botty by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009

balti botty 

Ring sting caused by eating a balti, which is a pakistani type of curry
I went to Adils last night for a chilli balti, went to the bog this morning and I have balti botty.
balti botty by Kenwarks January 18, 2008

utter botty 

when something is below expectation

used to express annoyance
rob gets killed by george playing halo when rob has a shotgun and george has a pistol

jordan: "rob, that was utter botty"
utter botty by thejackofhearts November 30, 2009