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lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney
after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney
by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007
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Barney-mugging

Barney-mugging, is a slang word from the 1920's meaning SEX
Yup, I was barney-mugging Ashley all night long baby! Whoooo!!!
by AlreadyDead June 20, 2007
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boney ham

1. A word usually used to replace the word lesbian. It also can be referred to the usage of the bath with other lesbians

2. Boney Ham could also be used to refer to Ham that has a lot of bone on it. Or bone that has a lot of ham on it
I saw this boney ham couple and it was very different
by RustedPeanut December 11, 2018
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Boney Hole

Gay male slang for a very thin receptive sexual partner with a small derrière.
No one wants to fuck a shaved boney hole. It’s like sticking your dick in a skeleton covered in cactus needles.
by Elwhin May 7, 2021
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barney

A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.
Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.
by Davey June 5, 2004
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barney style

To over simplify a concept or the description of an object or procedure. It refers to the TV show "Barney and Friends", which is for children.
by Laz8 September 30, 2007
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barneyfuck

A furtive sexual act performed while small children in another room are distracted by video entertainment.
Just got the new Dora video. It was amazing! We managed three barneyfucks before Emily even asked for juice!
by BHC January 2, 2009
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