an excessively long text message
by fluffy flave March 5, 2010
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Vain Booking:"**so excited** that I'm meeting Melanie and Quincy at the LimeBar tonight to drink VodkaSparklyBlues."
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
by Apostater November 12, 2010
Get the Vain Booking mug.When someone has been drinking and is drunk. They get on facebook wither it be their phone or a computer and they say things that they shouldn't be saying.
The act of being drunk and on facebook.
The act of being drunk and on facebook.
Johnny drunkbooked the other night and instead of sending his girlfriend a raunchy message. He sent it to his mom cause they both have the same first name.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
Timmy drunkbooked last night and said somethings he was not supposed too.
Dude you were drunk booking last night on your phone.
by nickybobby October 20, 2009
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Get the Poop-booking mug.This is an activity done by people when they are "gettin stupid" or "gettin dumb" where a person gets so retarded that he takes a hammer and hits himself in the testicles. Bopping the bag is often discussed, but rarely done due to its obvious danger and the pain involved. It is most associated with hip-hop fans, particularly those who associate themselves with the hyphy scene. Bopping the bag is essentially the the big brother to activities such as ghostridin the whip or gas brake dippin. Women can bop their tits if they so choose, as they have no bag to bop.
we wuz gettin mad retarded up in dis mothafucka an Pooky got so stupid dat he starting boppin his bag. I said, "goddamn mothafucka you is bopping your bag!"
get mad stupid up in dis bitch an bog ya bag nadamsayin?
get mad stupid up in dis bitch an bog ya bag nadamsayin?
by OB-1 August 3, 2007
Get the bopping your bag mug.someone who has a double personality. Makes other people think that he is a great person. But in a child's eyes, he showed fear, emotional, and physical abuse when nobody else was around.
WCRH Christian Radio Station used to have a "Bobking".
all of the listeners thought he was a great person.
Behind closed doors, "Bobking was scary and abusive towards me!"
all of the listeners thought he was a great person.
Behind closed doors, "Bobking was scary and abusive towards me!"
by abused @ Cedar Ridge January 19, 2008
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