cooter booter

Similar to the cunt punt, a cooter booter is when you kick someone in the cooter because they have wronged you, pissed you off, or are a disgrace to humanity.

That bitch stole my parking spot, let's give her the cooter booter.

by AngelaMay blahhaha December 28, 2007

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boobserving

verb.

Signifies the act of intentional staring at women's breasts.

Guy 1: What did you and Patrick do in the mall yesterday?
Guy 2: Not much, we were just boobserving the women passing by.

by donnie_brasco December 12, 2009

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bootser • booter • booster • booser • bootstrap • booster seat • Boobservant • Bootstrapper • booster box • Booster boy

A magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of Conservitards and Libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth accumulation come true.

A place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.

Typical Liberal: "Damn, it's really hard trying to make ends meet now that I've been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe I should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government assistance forever."

Conservitard/Libertardian: "Well maybe you should get off your drunk ass and come on down to Bootstraptopia and get yourself a STEM field career you lazy entitled piece of shit!"

by Dildo Tractor October 10, 2013

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