Bongchitus

When you take such a big bong hit, you cough so hard it’s like Bronchitis.

Damn, that dude just got bongchitus!

by MyithZ June 5, 2021

Bongitis

A person who is severally attached to their bong, they take it everywhere they go and they require a bong hit before they do any physical task.

Mike: Hey man, what's been going on with Riley lately, he's been acting strange.
Adam: Ah yeah, he has a bad case of the Bongitis, hopefully he will recover soon.

by TheMikeHunt August 17, 2022

bongchitis

A raspy and dry, tickly and chesty cough entrenched near the top of your chest caused by smoking marijuana from a bingeroo

Jim - Bro why u coughing so much?
Jake - My bad bro all these bowls are giving me bongchitis
Jim - Switch to j’s bro give the lungs a break
Jake - maybe bro, but after this bowl

Jim - yea facts let me get one too tho

by Bootsnsuitsnfruitsnloops September 11, 2022

National bong hit day

March 29, 2019 is national bong hit day. Hit all your bongs you use and have a great time!

Yo, it’s National bong hit day today, let’s go sesh!

by Mary Jane mika March 28, 2019

Chronic Bongchitis

The act of inhaling large amounts of marijuana smoke, often along with tobacco in the form of moles (tobacco and weed out of a bong), for extended periods of time, every single day, for extended periods of time.

This illness is common in college students and high school dropouts, especially in Cape Cod, MA. The result of this illness commonly results in the effected victim having to quit this type of degenerate behavior.

"My man Pina used to be pretty chill, but ever since he got Chronic Bongchitis the kid just can't hang anymore."

Me: "Let's rip some doinks in Amish."
Friend: "I cant dude, I got Chronic Bongchitis!"

by Sharkboy Pina February 19, 2020

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by akasbeve November 11, 2020