Stone Cold Boney

A person who ingests, cultivates, and vegetates fresh humor, culture and knowledge. Like John Mulaney’s appearance on Hot Ones.

Dawg, check out this stone cold boney spittin the truth. Muthafuckers funny, sincere and still slightly skeptical.

by BrownRecluse129 June 29, 2023

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boney woney

Large Boner

mommy, i have a boney woney >_< o/

by Bo Williams the Third May 6, 2022

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Boney Whiskers

An unshaved penis.

My dude last night has a terrible case of the Boney Whiskers.

by Pickles247 March 4, 2018

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Boney Yoyi

A kid that is extremely boney. AKA the bonester is obsessed with shaq and watching movies

Boney Yoyi listens to eminem while masturbating

by Maria Lopes February 13, 2017

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Boney

A chicken wing.

"Can you please pass me a boney?"

by Lemon3139 November 3, 2018

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When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

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