bonesome

sexless; similar to lonesome but without the pussy

Originated in Pierz, MN by a fella named Cadillac Christian Even.

My bitch needs to come home cause i'm bonesome.

by Christian Even April 17, 2005

Bonedozer

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.

Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.

by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009

Bonecrusher

A Bonecrusher is person of larger stature that likes to have sex with really skinny people.

Tom said to Jerry, "Wow, that girl over there is really skinny." Jerry said, "Yeah and that guy standing beside her is a Bonecrusher."

by D-DIZZLE May 24, 2014

bonedome

when you have a boner in your sleeping bag

woke up in the morning in my sleeping bag, and what i woke up to was not morning wood, but a bonedome

by gavintino September 21, 2019

Bonejohn

1. The penis; especially, when erect.
2. The act of copulation.

Come here baby - I have got a nice tumescent bonejohn upon which you
should squat.

by Ocram April 27, 2003

bonedog

A bonedog is a hot dog that contains machine deboned meat.

Manufacturers of hot dogs are allowed to add a percentage of "machine deboned meat" to hot dogs - the deboning consisting of grinding bones and then extruding the bones and bone fragments from the "meat" by means of sieves and other mechanical devices, possibly leaving behind a residue of bone fragments. Therefore: "bonedog."

by Sheldon070654 September 9, 2005

bonerodeo

when you are lying in bed with a morning glory (hard on) and some asshole slams the door open and jumps on you, trying to not only protect your boner but also hide the fact that it is there whilst trying to throw the person off who is on top of you

did you hear Luke had a piss fat the other morning when Jimbob barged in and jumped on him? total Bonerodeo man

by scott gelato October 10, 2010