The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.
Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."
by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015
Get the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump mug.the opposite of paying it forward. generally a chain reaction of dickhead behavior caused by one gigantic asshole.
person A: yo man some guy stole my t.v. last night
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes
4 hours later
Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes
4 hours later
Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.
by dr kush 11 July 19, 2010
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by the fresh prince January 29, 2005
Get the bend over backwards mug.Jocular expression for surprise, said specially by british people (or at least i haven't heard any american saying it). Quite like "Oh my God"
Guy 1: Did u know man u beat Arsenal?
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!
Guy 2: Fuck me backwards! That's impossible
Guy 1: I was just joking... Gooo gunners!
by kat gunner! January 2, 2012
Get the Fuck me backwards! mug.The act of placing one's face in the butt crack of another person, followed by rigorous side-to-side motion of the head accompanied by the vibrating of the lips causing a sound similar to an outboard motor. See Motorboating
Do know if he can backwards motorboat himself?
No, I've been doing it for him for the past few months. He's just not that flexible anymore.
No, I've been doing it for him for the past few months. He's just not that flexible anymore.
by 'ice' June 8, 2009
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Charo: Yo sen, my girl was givin me sum shit about getn married, so I pinned her down and gave her the old backwards bogey
Sen: sweet!!!
Sen: sweet!!!
by J.p.si June 14, 2010
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by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011
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