blurpie

When the female partner uses her mouth to suck the last few drops of semen out of the male's penis, immediately after the male ejaculates inside the female's vagina.

My girlfriend gives the best blurpies!

by Wristwatch December 7, 2009

blumple rimskin

The act of pooping while getting a blow job, and performing a rim job on the person who is giving the blow job.

Stephanie gave me a blumple rimskin last night and I almost passed out.

by Bryce G Smith October 10, 2014

Blurble Schnarp

A word you say when you cant think of anything else to say. Basically its jibberish.

Boy: I love you
Girl: Blurble Schnarp!
Boy: Ok I get it, ill give you a bit of space
Girl: You just get me!
Boy: Blurble Schnarp

by Pipsqueak101 January 12, 2019

Blurped

When tha blue and red lights (police) turn they lights on telling you to pull over. Its all on you to decide if you gone pull over or not

man i almost got blurped last nite!

by Redb0ne. January 12, 2008

blumplestiltskin

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.

"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"

by pud850 December 19, 2008

burplesnurfer

A burplesnurfer is a person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles. This word can actually be used to describe anyone whom the user feels fits the description.

I can't work with this guy. He's a total burplesnurfer.

by Item Nine July 12, 2011

Burple

Powdered drink mix within a collapsing plastic tube, sold in the 1980s in North America. Much like Tang, Burple was sold to be mixed with water and consumed as a fruit flavored juice. Was sold in a variety of flavors. The product did not last long on store shelves, however.

"Mom I don't want Kool-Aid..can we make some Burple?"

by Christopher Majewski February 16, 2008