Someone who was generally bullied throughout his life and probably has never gotten pussy. The bulkus is a creature of large fatty-tissued dimensions. However, inspite of this fact he has managed to gain a lot of muscular size. Although generally the bulkus would not survive in teh world of bodybuilding due to the requirements of low bodyfat.
The bulkus glanced at a picture of a lean bodybuilder and laughed to himself "HAH! Look at that skinny kid!" and continued to eat his happy meal
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Get the blukers mug.Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.
That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.
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Not an imitator. Doesnt go around calling people noobs, only when dissed for playing games that arent on the Xbox.
Someone who has played video games all of his life. Someone who knows whats good and whats not.
Hates noobs that don't like anything that's not on the Xbox, and noobs that think the only good first-person shooters are Halo (2) and Counter-Strike.
Also plays MMORPGs, Single player console games, and RTS's. He pretty much plays every genre because he is a real gamer.
Doesnt reply to a person when asked how fast his computer is with the answer "It's a dell."
Not an imitator. Doesnt go around calling people noobs, only when dissed for playing games that arent on the Xbox.
Someone who has played video games all of his life. Someone who knows whats good and whats not.
Hates noobs that don't like anything that's not on the Xbox, and noobs that think the only good first-person shooters are Halo (2) and Counter-Strike.
Also plays MMORPGs, Single player console games, and RTS's. He pretty much plays every genre because he is a real gamer.
Doesnt reply to a person when asked how fast his computer is with the answer "It's a dell."
bluu - "Hi my name is bluu! Im not average. I play games that are on Gamecube and PS2 as well. I follow games on what I think about it and I dont follow the hype or the massive crowd."
Average person - "LOL NUB HALO2 PNSW AND GAMECUBE AND PS2 ARE FOR KIDDIES OMG BAD GRAPHICzX"
bluu - "o_o"
Average Gamer - "I HAVE XBOX LIVE LETS SEE GAMECUBE CONNECT TO THE INTARNET LOL IT CANT PWNT"
bluu - "o_O"
Average Gamer - "YOUR SUCH A NOOB LOL GO PLAY YOUR KIDDIE GAMES AND GAME THAT NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF AND THOSE STUPID FREE GAMES LOL"
bluu - "See that key left to "A"? Hit that please. Oh yes, the Gamecube can go online via Phantasy Star Online or Pipeline. Secondly, You havent heard of this game because you only probably play the games you see in the commercials or that your average friends tell you about. The game is free because its beta and I like to see whats new, I dont follow hype and the main crowd like the Average Gamer would (you), and I bet I've played 500 times the games you have. So yeah, shut the hell up. LOLWPNWD!"
Average Gamer - "fag"
Average person - "LOL NUB HALO2 PNSW AND GAMECUBE AND PS2 ARE FOR KIDDIES OMG BAD GRAPHICzX"
bluu - "o_o"
Average Gamer - "I HAVE XBOX LIVE LETS SEE GAMECUBE CONNECT TO THE INTARNET LOL IT CANT PWNT"
bluu - "o_O"
Average Gamer - "YOUR SUCH A NOOB LOL GO PLAY YOUR KIDDIE GAMES AND GAME THAT NOBODY HAS EVER HEARD OF AND THOSE STUPID FREE GAMES LOL"
bluu - "See that key left to "A"? Hit that please. Oh yes, the Gamecube can go online via Phantasy Star Online or Pipeline. Secondly, You havent heard of this game because you only probably play the games you see in the commercials or that your average friends tell you about. The game is free because its beta and I like to see whats new, I dont follow hype and the main crowd like the Average Gamer would (you), and I bet I've played 500 times the games you have. So yeah, shut the hell up. LOLWPNWD!"
Average Gamer - "fag"
by Oiad! November 17, 2004
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