blue-tool

One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.

Dude, that guy over there is a total blue-tool, just look at his ear piece.

by Jack Gagnon June 9, 2007

Bluetooth Commando

Someone who feels that it is either too trendy or too much of an inconvenience to remove their Bluetooth headset when not in their car. These people will be seen softly glowing at expensive restaurants eating with other people or in some other situation that they wouldn’t be picking up a call even if the phone rang. These people commonly think they look “cool” and usually have a terrible black head problem in their ear (from wearing it all of the damn time!).

Rev: "Hey check out that Bluetooth Commando over there flirting with those middle school girls..."

Bink: "What a douche, I heard he doesn't even own a cell phone..."

by RTFF October 4, 2010

Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

by Fooligins January 6, 2022

Homeless Bluetooth

A homeless person talking to themselves looking like they're are speaking to someone on a bluetooth.

I think that homeless guy is talking to you.
No it's just homeless bluetooth.

by Slangem Dozier June 16, 2011

Phantom Bluetooth

The feeling that you still have a Bluetooth device in your ear after you have taken it out. This is typically due to extended wearing of said Bluetooth device.

(Man #1 reaches up towards his ear, feels around for a Bluetooth, then commences to scratch ear instead.)

Man #2: "Dude, is your ear feeling okay?"

Man #1: "Yeah, I thought my Bluetooth was making my ear itch. It turns out that Phantom Bluetooth was to blame!"

by MCBassGuitar October 18, 2013

Bluetooth Ass

A person who never takes their bluetooth headset out of their ear. They figure it makes them look important.

Fred: Josh's turned into a real Bluetooth Ass since he got that stupid thing.

Joe: Yeah, if he only knew how geek it made him look. Looser!

by Buck Guapo March 29, 2007

Bluetooth Thug

Anyone that when playing an online game talks major shit but is really a 10 year old trying to act tough when he isn't.

Gamer 1: Yo bitch I just kicked your fucking ass (high squeaky pre-pubescent voice)

Gamer 2: Hey little boy, does your mother know your trying to be a bluetooth thug and cuss?

by Juggalox619 April 26, 2009