blowface sandwich

When finished busting a load on someone, one proceeds to take two pieces and bread in which they scrap the remains onto the bread and feed it to the recipient.

Imma give you a blowface sandwich

by 9r3w9r3w0 October 21, 2009

fecal blowback

Microscopic, particulate matter expelled from one's anus during flatuent activity, usually confined to one's underwear if such garments are in fact being worn, though its infinitesemal size can still disperse into the surrounding air regardless of the presence of protective garments thus landing on your peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Johnny ripped a huge fart when his girlfriend, Carmen, was talking on the phone and she did not realize that his fecal blowback landed in her Cesar salad.

by Professor Rizzle March 19, 2010

full-blown boobgasms

Breast orgasms resulted from heavy petting of the breasts and nipples. Women with highly sensitive breast can experience these types of orgasms. Breastfeeding mothers can sometimes experience these types of orgasms as well. (cit. Getting Off by Jamye Waxman, pag 37).

Susan: Oh gosh I would never believe it possible!
Kya: What did happen?
Susan: I was breast feeding my little baby while I had a weird so good feeling... like a real orgasm.
Kya: Ah, wow, it was obviously an full-blown boobgasms, I've never had in my life, oh I wish I could feel the same, lucky you!

by naughtycat March 21, 2010

full blown ethnic

The creation occuring from human to primate transmission usually found in or near a shanty town. This creation can also happen from a special centuries old recipe which contains a tablespoon of gibbon jissom, a cocunut, a small pot of mango chutney, a pineapple, three rape charges and a small theft. Arrange for a large slave collective to stir it for 300 years and then bang it onto gas mark 8. In a further 60 minutes you will have achieved your goal.

That cup of coffee sure ain't got no milk in. It's a full blown ethnic alright...

by Lady in the Lake July 20, 2006

Blown in place

A military term used to describe how combat engineers deal with an improvised explosive device; rather than risk injury or destruction to surrounding property, they will wire explosives to it and detonate it where it was placed/buried, or 'blow it in place.' Also, used to describe what will happen to someone if they keep fucking up.

"Shit! I pissed away millions of my investor's money, now the government is going to have to bail my firm out."

"Dude, when the news finds out, you're gonna be blown in place."

by Tom Bosch November 5, 2008

blowjaco

The act of eating a hard shelled taco while receiving a blowjob. The giver may or may not know that a taco is being eaten. Often results in over excitement which leads to premature ejaculation.

She was trying to keep the fact that she gave a blowjaco concealed but going down the walk of shame with lettuce stuck in her hair was a dead giveaway.

Person 1: "Hey man how was last night? Did you get any?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I hid a taco by my bed so I snuck in a blowjaco while my cock was in her mouth."

by blowjaco69 September 28, 2011

Blownocchio

A chaotic human being who lies constantly

Most politicians are blownocchio

by J Cole 48 December 21, 2008