Blowhole Sex

1.) act of two male dolphins having sex through the blowhole, naturally due to the lack of any female genitalia.
2.) act of two male humans doing anal, also known as, "anal intercourse", or "butthole sex". "Blowhole Sex" is just a more respectable term.(:

Dolphin 1: eee eee eee!
Dolphin 2: eee eee eee!
Nay: What're they doing?
Tay: Blowhole Sex.

OR

Crazy: eee eee eee!
Psycho: eee eee eee!
Tay: What're they doing?
Nay: Blowhole Sex.

by Bianca Christine September 19, 2012

sockaritis of the blowhole

When your diarrhea flows down your legs and fills up your socks.

Sorry I missed the meeting. I had a bad case of sockaritis of the blowhole.

by Jerdog 3 June 29, 2016

blowhole (whale)

blowhole
A large mammal that outdraws others in poker.

Your friend plays poker often. Unfortunately he makes horrible decisions that work out for him. This friend may have a birthmark on his bald head that looks like a blowhole (whale.) When he outdraws you on the river with the one card in the deck to hit a straight flush, you've been blow-holed.

You rivered me again! You blowhole (whale)!

by Rafael Martinez November 6, 2008

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

bakelite blowhole boy

A gaybo.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example

Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...

by Vurrath February 22, 2025

Typhlia of the blowhole

An unspecified ailment that can be caught from unsanitary conditions

Don't pick up that dirty frisbee you found in the mud. You'll catch typhlia of the blowhole.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2022