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african blowtorch

The act of jamming a metal rod or spear into an unexpected passerby or your partner furiously until it burns like a blowtorch.
Mark gave Billy an african blowtorch last night and he won't be able to walk straight for weeks!

Rustic Blowtorch 

The act of taking a shmexy girl to a cabin in the woods, fucking the shit out of her, then lighting the cabin on fire. This act was widely popular in medieval Russia and China. The words in russian, красивая девушка в огне, means Pretty Girl on Fire. Only prostitutes and tight-pussied woman would ever have this honor.
Adam: Hey Joe, where's that smokin' chick you were gonna fuck last night?

Joe: Oh, her? We just went to the woods and I gave her a rustic blowtorch. Lookin' for a new girlfriend, now.
Rustic Blowtorch by themaxxoframania December 18, 2010

Mexican Blowtorch

To Dab Cotton into lighter fluid and then put it on a man's dick and light it on fire

Akron Blowtorch 

The process of aiming a fire fart at the girl's face while she is licking your balls.
Jack: Why is Emma in the hospital?
Greg: I gave her a Akron Blowtorch last night, but I got carried away and let a huge one go.
Akron Blowtorch by Chuta #2 April 5, 2010

Slovak BLOWtorch 

A form of oral sex in which a woman lights the pubic hair of her male partner on fire, and proceeds to pleasure him with a mouthful of gasoline.
-Did you hear about Michelle?
-Yeah man, Jon made her give him a Slovak BLOWtorch... the rest is history. Poor guy, he had to have an open casket, too.
Slovak BLOWtorch by r.p. March 1, 2005

Blowtorch Henry 

One of the many aliases for 'Joe Willy'. BlowTorch Henry is known for running over two women at 11:00 PM at 67 mp/h before backing up and hitting them again. BlowTorch Henry was last seen in New York city, fleeing from five military grade helicopters and over 30 personnel. Blowtorch Henry is currently K.O.S and is being hunted by the CIA, FBI, and Secret Service. Report any sightings of this man to the authorities immediately.
Blowtorch Henry is a manipulative bitch! He tricked me and blew up the childrens hospital.
Blowtorch Henry by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023