r.p.'s definitions

Slovak BLOWtorch

A form of oral sex in which a woman lights the pubic hair of her male partner on fire, and proceeds to pleasure him with a mouthful of gasoline.

-Did you hear about Michelle?
-Yeah man, Jon made her give him a Slovak BLOWtorch... the rest is history. Poor guy, he had to have an open casket, too.

by r.p. March 1, 2005

lolmarofl

Laughing Out Loud, My Arse, Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing

- Internet abbreviation usually used somewhat mockingly or sarcastically.

"did you see that really funny flash cartoon I linked you to with all the people dying??!?!"
"lolmarofl, yeah."

by R.P. January 3, 2005