blarted

sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.

I just blarted!

by stepheni andrade July 29, 2010

Blarted

One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.

Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.

by GF July 12, 2006

blurted

to just run off or disapear

the feds showed up and we blurted man.

by james hosking July 16, 2006

bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018

Blored

The state of being bloated and bored simultaneously.

When you want to say bloated and bored, but it comes out blored.

“Hey Babes, how ya feeling?”
“I’m blored!”

by QueenLC August 6, 2019

Bloated

BeLow Average Of All Time

Dude youre so bloated

by jusdxnny February 22, 2021

blooted

it’s another word for being gay

you seen what that guy was wear he looks blooted

by goat443 September 11, 2021