Bloomsburg

Well the name of the town is Bloomsburg its in Pennsylvania (the only town in PA by the way) but I am referring to the university that occupies the town. This is a single college man's best wet dream, a daughter's fathers nightmare, and a binge drinking college students haven. The parties are everflowing as well as the beer, the drugz are readily available, as well as the very attractive women. People come from all over the country but most are from PA and dirty Jerz. You can graduate in 4 if your bad ass enough but most take 5, 6, or 7 yrs. Some dont make it all but thats ok because for those who didnt make the grade they had more fun then most. A day at Bloom goes as follows: wake up, go to the Union or Commons for lunch, smoke pot during the day, maybe hit up a class or two, hit the gym, start pregaming around 7ish,(Keystone is a big hit), play some beer pong, flirt w as many hotties as you can, hit a frat or a sorority, (drinking whatever you can the whole time), midnight hit Hess's and get totally bombed, pick up a hot babe, go to Sals for some pizza, have a one night stand, and do it all over again. God I love college.

Carmdog: What do you wanna do tonight?
Mike: Get drunk and get laid?
Carmdog: Sounds good, baseball house is throwing down and there will be some hotties running around.
Mike: Cool, Crows throwing a midnighter and so are the Spreaders.
Carmdog: Right on, Well lets order some beer and get this party started.
Mike: A-Boys coming to Bloomsburg tonight!
Carmen: Fuck ya.

by Carmdogger December 29, 2006

bloodsport

A sport or game where the opponents are legally allowed to draw blood, severely injure or kill the opponent as the objective of the sport.

Fox hunting and deathmatch are GREAT examples of bloodsport, unfortunatley you can only lose once, shame.

by hex_ten January 21, 2005

Bloodshed

An harlem rapper and a member of "Children Of The Corn" with Murder Mase, Killa Cam,and Big L . He died March 2, 1997 in a car crash before he had a chance to blow up .

Bloodshed, paint the town red.

by Shaun D nyc February 21, 2009

blooper

A mistake or accident or an embarrassing moment.

Dropping the phone in the sink in front of my new boyfriend was a big blooper!

by Lauren April 27, 2004

the bloods

A "inner city" or "street" gang. the origin of the gang is in L.A.. But now the gang has been mimicked all over the country. They are big rivals with the Crips

by 187 April 5, 2003

bloods

A national street gang, well known for wearing the color red, selling crack, and illiteracy

I went down Compton Ave, stupid Bloods were selling crack everywhere. If only they knew how to read, they could work for Merck and sell drugs legally.

by Lexicon Master November 14, 2003

bloople

Made a mistake that was really really stupid.

Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.

by Toopid September 30, 2011