When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.
Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!
Al Michaels: You're still not funny.
Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
Al Michaels: You're still not funny.
Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
by Marty.R August 5, 2010
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Person #1: Hey where did you go five minutes ago!?!
Person #2: Hell I booked it out!! I was gone!
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Person #1: Hey where did you go five minutes ago!?!
Person #2: Hell I booked it out!! I was gone!
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Blooket is a trivia and review tool that allows educators to “level up classroom engagement” Blooket is a gamified learning platform where teachers host games through question sets and students answer on their own devices. This is an assessment-centered tool, specifically formative assessment. (taken from google lol)
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Get the Mom Blocked mug.when a girl is giving a guy head and pleasuring him to the point where he cannot control himself and is not paying attention to his pleasuring of the girl. once busting a nutt is finished while she is pissed off and still very horny in need of an orgasm
by t0tianna July 27, 2010
Get the nutt blocked mug.Cart Blocked: When flying in an airplane and you have to pee but can't get to the bathroom because the snack/beveridge cart is blocking the path to the bathroom.
Douglas was flying to Cincinnati from Seattle and was regretting drinking a lot of soda pop now that he was cart blocked and his bladder was ready to burst.
by D-Mo Seattle July 29, 2010
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2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.
2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.
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