blooked

a simple word used when a man/woman in inebriated/drunk and/or high off of substances in immense proportion. used mainly by hockey players when they bash real hard.

Q: what are you doing tonight freddy?
RE: dude im blooked

Blookfest
Blookshow
Blooking

by Gonger mc gong March 17, 2010

cock blockalypse

An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.

"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"

by Jbru202 November 17, 2009

Blookvark Dronk

How you tell people that you are blackout drunk whilst being blackout drunk

*at a party* Guy 1: Hey dude, are you good? Guy 2: Blookvark dronk

by My name is baddy October 21, 2020

blooks

The opposite of glooks (good looks). You say this when something happens and you don’t like it. Instead of saying glooks so you stay Blooks.

Guy 1: Yo he just canceled the plans on us last second
Guy 2: Blooks bro

by followmeonyoutube May 24, 2021

anal blockage

heavy traffic, especially on the freeways in Los Angeles

I'm late cuz there is mad anal blockage on the 405!

by cock blocked and ready to go October 28, 2010

Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.

Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol

by Fish186 October 14, 2020

Blockamo

An ugly woman standing a block or more away.

she's got a body, but her face only looks good at a blockamo

by The Tatooed Nail Bender February 12, 2004