Blonk

Blinking so hard that your eyes blonk.

Adam: *blink blink blink blink*
Giorgio: *BLONK*
Adam: HOLY SHIT!q3wriu4t8y

by Nidht October 12, 2004

Blonka

a mixture between blonde and plonker.

Usually for a very dumb person or some who do stupid things ALL THE TIME.

Ellen: *runs into lampost*
Gloria: You are such a blonka

by tendermoments July 6, 2010

Blonker

The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.

Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!

by WowDad August 4, 2011

Blockorgasm

The state of sudden discharge of accumulated tension, resulting in a state of extreme relief, elation, and relaxation, after having blocked a Twitter troll.

On Twitter:

Tweet1: "You're a whore!"
Tweet2: *BLOCK* #Blockorgasm

by Lady Gagad March 19, 2014

Blonkë

The feeling of impending doom that one might feel that is dealing with depression anxiety addiction PTSD loneliness isolation boredom etc

I woke up this morning feeling blonkë
My life is so stressful that I feel Blonkë all the time

by Argo2016 May 16, 2017

Blonkie

Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load

She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.

by Gorosei March 14, 2020

blonking

the polar opposite to blinking with having your eyes lids on the left and right side of your eyes instead of the normal up and lower part of your eye. Acceptable to use with describing aliens for mutants.

the alien at the other end of the bar was blonking real hard when this one guy who was not wearing a face mask sneezed all over their face.

by SupremeFemboy69 April 9, 2021