Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.

That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad

by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011

blomf

Means to: Blow a Load On My Face

Oh baby I want you to blomf me!

Did you blomf her last night?

by SOMF:King November 7, 2011

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014

Blombko

Blombko is a single celled organism that owns a lighter
Blombko is also known as "Blocko", "Blok" and "cesar"

Guy1: Hey Blombko!
Blombko: 11.4 minutes.

by Blombko August 18, 2022

blompie

a man is taking a shit in the toilet, while a girl is giving him head

So I hear your girlfriend gives unbelieveable blompies!

by CRedsand2 October 21, 2003

Blomit

When someone gets punched so hard in the kidneys or stomach that they vomit blood, or blomit.

After Billy punched Josh hard in the gut, Josh began to blomit all over; thus losing the fight.

by Vincent H. September 20, 2007

blomit

When a drunk girl is blowing you, and she gags and vomits on your cock.

Drunk Girl: so, i was like BLASTED, and we were in the hot tub, and i was going down on him, and like i gagged, and i soooo blomited all over him

by huanisthere June 1, 2007