Bloke

Any ginger named Steve is considered a bloke

Person one: hey look at that ginger over there

Person two: oh yea that’s Steve

Person one: oh he’s such a bloke

by anonymous November 18, 2021

bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Bloke

Maniacal Rightwing anti-woke type, typically but not exclusively male

That guy is so bloke, he can go from praising bacon to blaming trans rights for muslim immigration in a second

by Caponeinthesky August 5, 2022

bloke

British term to refer to a man.

James may: Oh look, he's one fat bloke!

by MrPayback2223 August 13, 2022

bloke

1. the most fake level of cocaine. 2. it's not even at the level of cut cocaine known as coke. 3. it might not be cocaine or coke at all. 4. bluff coke 5. not even called blow. non blow-able powder.

make sure you get cocaine. i don't want no cut coke, no crack. and definitely no bloke!

by callmecer October 25, 2022

Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023

Bloke

British/Australian word to describe the calibre of man you have encountered

Every bloke is a man, but not every man is a bloke.

Usually used when describing a man to remember, context depending.

‘This massive bloke just appeared out of nowhere’

by Thin Tony July 24, 2023