bloagie

Getting a blowjob, while eating a hoagie.

Last night, i was gettin blown, but i was so hungry it turned into a bloagie!

by jay monay November 17, 2007

bloat-free

Smooth, without any adtional feature, often unnecessary and unpleasant.

- lite version of a software.

This is a bloat-free version of the popular PDF viewer.

by hugo_soliz February 20, 2009

Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011

Bloaked

Bloaked means the feeling of excitement you experience for a future event, or activity, whilst under the influence of cannabis.

I am so bloaked for this food, I can’t wait to go home and eat it.

by Yanz Middleman March 17, 2019

Full Bloated

When you have just gorged yourself silly at breakfast lunch or dinner and stand up to announce to your dinning company that your "full bloated"

Accepted commonly in redneck circles as compliments to the cook.

Man, I'm full bloated!

by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010

Potential Bloater

A presently slim female with bad eating habits and the potential to bloat and become fat (a bloater) in the not so distant future.

A potential bloater is usually an office worker that feeds on crisps, sweets and junk food. Initially getting a fat arse, followed in time by bloating of other parts e.g. face, thighs, arms, love handles and kancles.

by uyrladdy February 21, 2011

bloatware

A piece of software, hardware or website that attempts to do too much and becomes utterly useless for users. An example of bloatware would be a word processing application that also tries to be your page layout program, drawing tool, and web browser; absorbing half your hard drive and all your RAM in the process.

If it says start in the bottom left corner of your screen, you are using bloatware.

by absolutcamper June 17, 2004