Da Beatdown-E

One who has been the victim of a "beatdown", or a bad joke (the butt), or the subject of an undercover ridicule (ie...prank, mockery).

A "Da Beatdown-E" is one in a wheel chair because of a broken foot and unknown individuals tape signs to the back of the chair like that of:

"Caution, slow moving vehicle", or "The wheels of the bus go round and round", or "You won't find a pink basket on these 22s".

by MA JORDAN May 5, 2011

mexican beatdown

A child's game played on a trampoline. It consist of 3+ individuals who bounce ferociously on the trampoline trying to knock each other down without making physical contact. The first to fall is beat down or kicked and punched until he/she gets back up and the game continues. If two or more fall they can be subject to a beat down as well.

The game originated in 1998-1999 at a place called "The Manor" in Hemstead, Long Island, NY.

"Lets go to Mike's and play Mexican Beatdown"

Mom, "Where did you get that black eye?"
Son, "Why playing Mexican Beatdown of course"

by Jacornonthecob August 25, 2011

Cioccolata Beatdown

A scene from the "Betray The Boss" story arc in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind where the main character Giorno Giovanna thoroughly beats the absolute shit out of the villain Cioccolata with his stand Golden Experience. With the MUDA's lasting a whole 7 pages of script, it is the most well-known beatdown in JJBA GW.

Cioccolata: Says some bad stuff
Giorno: >:((((
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Giorno: Yeets Cioccolata into a garbage truck, which convienently squishes Cioccolata to a pulp.

Thus, the Cioccolata Beatdown.

by nice rigger December 3, 2020

Senseless Riot Shield Beatdowns

When random n00bz run around in COD and beat people down with riot shields.

Matt: Goddamit there are a lot of Senseless Riot Shield Beatdowns going on in this server
John: PWNED!

by Kilo-29 April 4, 2010

Black Friday beatdown

The fights that break out during the rush to grab Christmas deals on Black Friday. Black Friday, Black Friday brawl, fight, brawl, beatdown, World Star, punch, kick, hit, Thanksgiving, holiday

The police were called after there was a Black Friday beatdown over a 50 inch tv.

by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016

beatdown

1. A fistfight where the odds are stacked highly in one of the two participants favours, commonly resulting in broken bones and softening of the face.

2. The climax of a hardcore song, usually a down-tempo combination of palm muted open strings/extensive pinch harmonics and low end chords, where crowd participant's can quite simply unleash the beast on one another.

3. fucking awesome.

"Did you see that fight outside the bar last night?"
"Mate, that wasn't even a fight, poor guy just got a serious beatdown"


"Have you heard Nasty's new album???"
"Yeah, when i heard the beatdown on track 4 i thought i was going to void my bowels"

by thickasblood December 25, 2008

Beatrice Beatdown

An intense rough massage mostly given after a hard game, most notably by Beatrice "The Fireant" Middleton.

Morris: "That was a rough game. I'm exhausted."

Beatrice: "Well, would you like a massage to help you relax?"

Morris: "No thanks! I'm not ready for a Beatrice Beatdown, it wasn't that hard of a game!"

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 20, 2010