color blindie

A derogatory term for a color-blind person, depending on which colors they are unable to see. Some variations of this term include:

protan blindie - Unable to see red, green, or purple
deuter blindie - Unable to see red, green, yellow, or purple
tritan blindie - Unable to see green or yellow
achro blindie - Unable to see color

Kyle: Why is Facebook blue?
Chris: That's because Mark F-erberg is a color blindie. A protan blindie to be exact.
Random Guy: I'm unable to see color at all.
Kyle: Oho! Look what we have, an achro blindie!

by The Real Driller June 3, 2021

blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

blingity

The level of one's blingage.

You have insulted my blingity

by bob May 8, 2003

The Blandit

Falling off the main stage in game, Super Smash Brothers for the Nintendo Switch via a missinput or a buffered air dodge.

Oh god she did The Blandit again we're down by 4 now

by Izyblandit April 26, 2021

blindie

a durugatory term for someone that is blind.

damn blindies were all over the place today at the shopping mall.

by the sorriest lamb October 18, 2009

blindie

Combines black and indie. Basically, a black hipster. Can be found anywhere hipsters normally hang out.

With funky gladiator sandals, turquoise jeans, black American Apparel v-neck, colorful scarf, and her iPod blasting Bloc Party, Sasha is an official Blindie.

by Tperks April 26, 2008

blindian

a black indian

That girl is blindian.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003