Blackoutman

An alcoholic Superhero who has amazing powers of tolerance
of alcohol and intolerance of prohibitionists. Equipped
with a titanium liver, Blackoutman can consume unlimited
alcoholic beverages without liver damage.

Last night was a blurr. I think I went into a telephone
booth and turned into "Blackoutman".

"I am an Alcoholocaust Survivor"!

by Brandy Blurr May 1, 2008

blackout inception

It is when you black out during your blackout. For example you could be blacked out and yelling at a person and then 10 seconds later be completely calm with that person because your so blacked out you forgot you were angry at them. However in the morning you won't remember any of it and will have to piece it all together. Thus a blackout inception.

-Yo dude do you remember calling me twice super wasted last night?

-No man what did I say

-Well the first time you called you were super pissed and yelling at me because I was trying to hit on your sister. But then the second time you called like 5 minutes later you were like I am your best bro and said I was great guy because I have never have tried to hit on your sister.

-Oh Dude! I must have had blackout inception...wait you tried to hit on my sister last night?

by blacked out dude February 10, 2014

Blackout-cum

An orgasm so extraordinary that you experience a blackout or near blackout. Usually an orgasm from a woman you're head over heels for. Also the result of an older man sleeping with a much younger woman that is perhaps a little too much to handle for the old man.

Male usage: Cindy makes me blackout-cum!
Female usage: I can't wait to make you blackout cum all over me!

by snickered June 24, 2016

Work Blackout

Related to times spent actively "at" or "doing" your work in relation to your job and livelihood when you have absolutely no memory of those deliverables or the time spent on them. This is not meant to imply that you are imbibed or physically impaired in any way. You are simply so over-worked, that you have entered a mental state that no longer accepts memories of actions being executed, discussed, emailed, delivered, etc.

Can you send me that Power-Point presentation I sent to the team a few weeks ago that was a training guideline for strategic improvement? ...This is it? I don't remember writing a word of this? Like, I wrote this and emailed to you? I must have been in a complete Work Blackout when I did this!? Gets the point across though, right?

by TheGman! August 9, 2017

Licky blicky

The most sacred thing you can swear on. If you say it and then get proven to be lying, everyone gets to beat you to submission. More severe than on moms life or on god or even on gang

Person one: i didnt steal your shit bro
Person two: say licky blicky you didnt
Person one: licky blicky i didnt steal anything
Person two: aight if your lying we gonna punch you bro

by MassivePeen5 July 12, 2023

blackops

mostly related to secret missions executed by the US Navy seals

alright gentlemen, this mission is blackops

by cctmarine April 12, 2009

Taco Blocko

The female equivalent of a Cock Block. The action of one female intercepting cock or otherwise stopping another female from receiving cock.

Chelsey was going to take Jake home and fuck his brains out but that bitch/slut Hillary gave her the taco blocko and blew him in the bathroom.

by El Brendito October 11, 2006