Biatch

The slang/ fun way to say "bitch" when speaking to someone you do not want to offend.

what up biatch... wanna go shopping?

by Querica August 27, 2012

biatch

Word originally created by gangstas, but sumhow used by every single spoiled white girl in America

Ohmygawd, Karen didn't call to go to Abercrombie and Fitch yesterday. What a frickin biatch!

by That freakin loser January 21, 2006

Blatch

The darkened, or "tainted" area surrounding one's anal opening. Also known as "the Southern areola."

1. Let's touch blatches. Who's up for another round of blatchpong?
2. Oh my god, blatch bleaching!
3. His pursed lips pulsated like a blatch experiencing singular and chronic discomfort.

by Bhupathi October 1, 2014

Biatchberry

1. Used to describe the PDA style phone of a person who is endlessly using it, constantly on the phone, texting, checking email, etc. This person has essentially become the phone's bitch.
2. Used in reference to a Blackberry that has too much bling, too many stickers or is of an obnixious color. The kind of phone a bitch would have.

1. Okay, seriously, do you think you could unglue your little Biatchberry from your face long enough for us to have a real conversation?
2. Girl: Check out what I did to my phone! It's all sparkly now. Don't you just love it?
Guy or Friend: Yeah, nice Biatchberry!

by E aka Rooster December 20, 2008

biatch

(1) Synonym for "skank-ass ho"
(2) Epithet used to induce feelings of inferiority and/or emasculation

(1) "Yea, she lick my nuts for free like a regular biatch"

(2) "I played your ass like the little biatch you is"

by CdiddyP March 3, 2004

Elmo Blatchelor Party

A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.

Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?

AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!

Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!

AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!

by Chicago AJ July 10, 2009

Hot Blatchley

When a guy is taking it doggy style, and partner blows his load in his asshole. Then the feces and cum is extracted from the anus by a hand and fed to one or more goats.

Tom: So how was your date last night?
Chris: It was great! He even let me finish him off with a Hot Blatchley.

by Chris The One - lulz April 18, 2010