Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.

Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.

by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008

Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.

Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.

by IBTNG February 23, 2015

blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.

I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.

by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016

Gender Blender

(n) A social gathering of hermaphrodites.

James was dumbfounded and more than a little bit confused when he discovered that the party he was attending was a gender blender; every dude and every chick in the place looked like Rosie O'donnell.

by URallabunchofidiots July 6, 2018

Blender Whore

A blender that has been cut up and beaten severely after many years of blender sex.

"I don't have a Blender Whore."

by roflkangaroo July 5, 2009

blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)

God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again

by the world famous L November 20, 2010

blender droppings

the remnants of a frozen daiquiri left in the blender after pouring a glass

Jennifer, the bartender got hammered by drinking all the blender droppings

by rawderick January 22, 2009