Blerf

"Blerf blerf blerf" is the sound a porpoise makes. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "blerf" (which, btw, is stupid.). Also not to be confused with the noise a baby porpoise makes, which is "blehblehbleh".

"there is a porpoise!!!"
"where???"
"over there!! Hear it? It's saying 'blerfblerfblerf'!!!!!!!!!"

by Mi marposa es mi novio. March 2, 2010

bleaf

Someone who is found to be blind and also deaf.

I'm standing right infront of you talking and you walked right into me, you dumbarse bleaf.

by Jabey_baby October 3, 2006

bleaf

Where ur penis wont stop growing
I love E.H <3

Guy 1: "Why is ur penis so large?"
Guy 2: "The doctor said i have bleaf syndrome, he said it will never stop growing"

by Sex God 5000 May 10, 2011

blarf

What is blarf? The world may never know.

Teacher: “Everyone give one word to describe themselves”
Austin: “Blarf.”
Teacher : “Hmm, blarf? Haha I like it... arf arf blarf.”

by BenBackWood May 28, 2018

Micro-Blarfing

Regurgitation (also known as "barfing") information pulled from any source (the internet, your life, etc.) and reposting it for the world to read via a micro-blog such as Twitter.

I just started micro-blarfing my life and no one is following me.

by LatesleeperX April 26, 2009

blarf

It is the cross meaning of a blanket-scarf. Usually worn during the winter in very frigid areas. Originated by the STZ New Yorkers

Omg, I'm so cold. Why don't you just wear your blarf? It's huge.

by Mashadi jews February 1, 2015

blarfkibbs

Filler word such as 'um', 'er' or 'hmm'.
Originally devised whilst under the influence. Can be used when nothing appropriate can be thought of to say.

You: So what are your thoughts on the current economic climate is Gambia?
Me: Pause Blarfkibbs

by Princess B August 26, 2006