Blastoriaphastosis

A slow-moving and deadly disease found in mammals that causes the skin to fall off the body in pieces, not unlike a melting candle.

"Don't search up Blastoriaphastosis, it's horrible!"

by BEEEBEEEBEEE July 12, 2021

Blazetopia

When you are in a utopia of pleasure in between the state of high, stoned and tipsy.

Cinder-Allah: Look at Jesus and the twelve dwarfs dancing over there with a drink in their hand.

Budda and the Beast: yeah mon, they must be in blazetopia.

by dominickers and co. August 2, 2012

Blutopia

A ravishing gay male from south brooklyn

Hey man have you seen blutopia lately?

by TheFeeK June 8, 2015

Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.

To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.

by Dhakian April 8, 2016

bastropian

Someone that resides in Bastrop, Louisiana. Usaually a hillbilly or a redneck

Wow look at that Bastropian, what a rare sight

by Wyates5 June 16, 2017

Blastoise

The fat turtle of the Pokemon universe

Bob: Did you see his Blastoise?

Helen: Yeah it girthy

by Russian Field Worker May 11, 2018

Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.

I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!

by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018