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Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.
Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.
by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021
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baristae

A hypercorrect false Latin plural of 'barista.' Typically ironic, indicates blanket disdain for all baristas of the pseudo-intellectual breed.
1. Baristae are the worst of the hipster lot.

2. Yeah, to look cool, the baristae at Sam's Cafe on 42nd were reading Ovid in the original Greek.
by snellite February 7, 2013
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barish

barish is a person that has and will accomplish anything he wants to. he will also make u very good feeling in the mouth.
he is not a pusher on the head he gets head daily
yo barish is the most cutest person in the world like omg he is so sexy just wanna rub me on him

person#2: u know i hooked up with him he is not a pusher.
by Dis for zaura October 11, 2018
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Bariff

Possibly an animal related to the canine family. Economically dangerous in nature, it, along with the infamous canine family of terriers, pose a significant threat to our nation's wellbeing. Used by President George W. Bush.
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." - George W. Bush, Rochester, New York, January 7, 2001
by Erik Q June 1, 2006
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barilla

(v) when one man anally fists another. This is a neologism, like "Santorum," inspired by the CEO of the pasta company, Guido Barrilla, making anti-gay comments. To quote Patton Oswalt, "Fuck the boycott. Do some real damage; from this point on, the slang term for a man-to-man fisting is a "barilla.""
I'm never going to barilla my boyfriend again; you wouldn't believe the santorum he can produce.
by Noer September 27, 2013
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Barioth

Someone who writes blindly and too much in a forum to the point where no one reads it anymore. A person who types too much in one post on purpose.
"Hey Logan."

"Hey Mike."

"Did you see what Kelly posted on the forum last night?"
"Ya, she is such a Barioth."
"Tell me about it..."
by Ukanlos September 12, 2011
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Bariatric

Me: So do you think if that 700 pounder ever has a heart attack or when they have one will they need to be hauled in a bariatric ambulance?

Jill: You're joking, right?
by psychologynerd December 15, 2012
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