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Bariatric 

The polite and politically correct way to say "fat ass".
Me: So do you think if that 700 pounder ever has a heart attack or when they have one will they need to be hauled in a bariatric ambulance?

Jill: You're joking, right?
Bariatric by psychologynerd December 15, 2012
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Bariatric Smoker 

Bariatric smokers are big ass hoes with tonnes of millage under her spandex big girl panties that cannot stop fucking up their damn lives and messing up good things. These hoes think they are better than everyone else that does hoe, and can't accept a good intentioned person after a good and stable situation with them. These hoes love their options, they chain smoke and even have the nerve to think lowly of the men they literally suck and fuck for $$$. These hoes generally have big frames, big feet and big balls to go along with it too and it is uncommon for them to see themselves as being wrong. These hoes will say anything and do anything to be 'loved' by their daddy because they legit have 'daddy issues'. They say they just haven't met the right one to stop hoeing but truth is they simply are dysfunctional and cannot stop hoeing or smoking to maintain a healthy lifestyle or save their life.

They have no role modelz. "Don't save them they don't want to be saved" J Cole.
Stop and chill bariatric smoker hoe before it's too late.
Bariatric Smoker by Big_game_bobby_cuP September 24, 2021

Bariatric pressure 

When your lover is obese and on top during love making. That's beriatric pressure!
Two ton Tanya climbed on top of me to ride the bologna pony. Now I have bariatric pressure!
Bariatric pressure by PJ drizzle 69 December 21, 2022

barbaric 

Same as "savage," but for the more sophisticated crowd: bad-ass, cool.
I had some awesome pizza today. Shit was barbaric.
barbaric by anongtest May 24, 2015

barbatrucco 

in maccaronic italian,is referred to the solution found for an hard problem,same as "escamotage".
I find the barbatrucco for that fu++in' java program!
barbatrucco by italian_boy January 27, 2007

Barbaric Overkill 

To achieve a goal in an exaggerated and barbaric attempt, often involving physical harm.

Used in Rick and Morty Season 1 Episode 10
Related to Ghoulish Overkill
Morty: "Why would somebody do this! It's horrible."
Rick: "Well one Morty is enough to hide from the bureaucrats, but if you get a whole matrix of Mortys and put them in agonizing pain, that creates a pattern that can hide from even other Ricks mothufucka. I fiddled with a concept like this once.
Morty: *Stares in shock*
Rick: "On paper Morty, on paper! I wouldn't do this it's Barbaric Overkill! I mean, you could accomplish the same results with five Mortys and a jumper cable."
Morty: *Stares in anger and shock again*
Rick: "Which I also wouldn't do!"
Barbaric Overkill by budobla April 9, 2019

bariotic 

Taglish term for a person who has an uncivilized and uneducated attitude like someone who came from a baryo or remote village.
"Anak, did you just grab the ice cream with your bare hands in the buffet? My God you're so bariotic!"

"Why do you keep swearing in front of our guests? I don't like that bariotic attitude."
bariotic by make bb June 25, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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