Bariatric

The polite and politically correct way to say "fat ass".

Me: So do you think if that 700 pounder ever has a heart attack or when they have one will they need to be hauled in a bariatric ambulance?

Jill: You're joking, right?

by psychologynerd December 15, 2012

Bariatric Smoker

Bariatric smokers are big ass hoes with tonnes of millage under her spandex big girl panties that cannot stop fucking up their damn lives and messing up good things. These hoes think they are better than everyone else that does hoe, and can't accept a good intentioned person after a good and stable situation with them. These hoes love their options, they chain smoke and even have the nerve to think lowly of the men they literally suck and fuck for $$$. These hoes generally have big frames, big feet and big balls to go along with it too and it is uncommon for them to see themselves as being wrong. These hoes will say anything and do anything to be 'loved' by their daddy because they legit have 'daddy issues'. They say they just haven't met the right one to stop hoeing but truth is they simply are dysfunctional and cannot stop hoeing or smoking to maintain a healthy lifestyle or save their life.

They have no role modelz. "Don't save them they don't want to be saved" J Cole.

Stop and chill bariatric smoker hoe before it's too late.

by Big_game_bobby_cuP September 24, 2021

Bariatric pressure

When your lover is obese and on top during love making. That's beriatric pressure!

Two ton Tanya climbed on top of me to ride the bologna pony. Now I have bariatric pressure!

by PJ drizzle 69 December 21, 2022

barbaric

Same as "savage," but for the more sophisticated crowd: bad-ass, cool.

I had some awesome pizza today. Shit was barbaric.

by anongtest May 24, 2015

barbatrucco

in maccaronic italian,is referred to the solution found for an hard problem,same as "escamotage".

I find the barbatrucco for that fu++in' java program!

by italian_boy January 27, 2007

Barbaric Overkill

To achieve a goal in an exaggerated and barbaric attempt, often involving physical harm.

Used in Rick and Morty Season 1 Episode 10
Related to Ghoulish Overkill

Morty: "Why would somebody do this! It's horrible."
Rick: "Well one Morty is enough to hide from the bureaucrats, but if you get a whole matrix of Mortys and put them in agonizing pain, that creates a pattern that can hide from even other Ricks mothufucka. I fiddled with a concept like this once.
Morty: *Stares in shock*
Rick: "On paper Morty, on paper! I wouldn't do this it's Barbaric Overkill! I mean, you could accomplish the same results with five Mortys and a jumper cable."
Morty: *Stares in anger and shock again*
Rick: "Which I also wouldn't do!"

by budobla April 9, 2019

bariotic

Taglish term for a person who has an uncivilized and uneducated attitude like someone who came from a baryo or remote village.

"Anak, did you just grab the ice cream with your bare hands in the buffet? My God you're so bariotic!"

"Why do you keep swearing in front of our guests? I don't like that bariotic attitude."

by make bb June 25, 2021