(n); Long straggly hairs sprouting from the hairline which can most likely be found hanging straight down the forehead of a large and unattractive young woman. They are too thin to be classified as actual bangs, but not thin enough to go unnoticed. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Birkenstocks.
"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs! How sad!"
by biggieslimzz39 August 3, 2009
Get the Gollum Bangs mug.Panda bangs are bangs that curl over the forehead and down into the upper eye socket. Usually hard as steel, if thick enough, diamonds.
by Calixtus March 25, 2011
Get the Panda Bangs mug.Bangs that curl over the forehead, while not actually making contact with the forehead. Stronger then diamonds, can deflect bullets and other strong forces.
by Callixtus March 27, 2011
Get the Panda Bangs mug.A popular hairstyle among young men in the Southeastern United States, so called because it most likely originated in Alabama. Most prevalent among students at schools in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). Brought to attention by CBS Sportsline columnist Clay Travis and the MTV reality show "Two-A-Days: Hoover High."
Did y'all watch "Two-A-Days" last night? Man, Ross was rockin' the Bama Bangs!
I went tailgating at Auburn and felt like I was in a sea of Bama Bangs.
I went tailgating at Auburn and felt like I was in a sea of Bama Bangs.
by bamabunny May 29, 2007
Get the Bama Bangs mug.A popular hair style among males in the southeast United States. It is characterized by long, thick bangs that completely cover the forehead. It is thought by many to have originated in the state of Alabama.
by ActuaryDawg October 18, 2006
Get the Bama Bangs mug.(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
Get the firing blanks mug.by speedwell81 April 16, 2005
Get the Blants mug.